AUDI |
BUICK SUV |
CHRYSLER TOWN AND COUNTRY THE MODEL IS MY GIRLFRIEND LILA! |
EXPEDITION |
HONDA |
LEXUS |
MERCEDES |
MURANO OUR NEIGHBORS |
PONTIAC |
CHRIS IS HAPPY AND SAYING CHA CHING! |
How are things going? Well, the Marathon Bridge game is underway. The bidders and shufflers are battling it out and the eye stares are impressive.
Chris and I are having a great time out in the sun. We have a very nice crowd looking at all of the cars that are out on the lot.
Chris is flirting with a customer and I have to tell you his (Mojo) is working. Lucky guy! Wait a minute did Chris give me a wink? Yes, he did, Man he's good, smile.
I am chatting with this senior gentleman. He is very interested in the Mercedes convertible. Cha Ching! I had to offer him a cocktail or two. Can you feel me?
What a nice time Chris and I are having. A lady is really giving the Expedition the once over. She is sitting in it and looking around. I think I will head over there to give her a hand or two.
I open the door and I am getting the shakes, and it is not the Jack I am drinking. It is the wheelchair lady and a friend of hers. The wheelchair lady is sprawled out on the back seat with a bottle of Jack and a six pack of Coke next to her. Her glass is filled the the hilt with very little ice.
I go back over to my desk and I find that my bottle of Jack is gone. How did she do that? It must to have been while I was working the elderly gentleman showing him the Mercedes.
I go back over to the Expedition and it is now empty. I look around and I see the wheelchair lady in her chair with her friend sitting on her lap. I give out a yell at her and she gives me the double barrel finger.
Next she guns her chair and it burned rubber as she raised her glass of Jack in the air. I tell you that chair can do zero to sixty in 4 seconds. Who knew she had her chair tricked out since the last time I saw her. She even did a wheelie and a 360 degree spin.
I walk back to my chair and desk and Chris is laughing at me big time. I finished my leftover glass of Jack and I decided to close up the lot and head back inside.
In two weeks the sale will be on and I will be on the lookout for the wheelchair lady.
I need a refill and I am going to have a double!
Later........Jessie
2 comments:
You can never trust little old ladies - especially wheel chair ladies. Wow! She's tricky!
Loraine,
She is very crafty and I like that in a wheelchair lady!She takes it to the limit though. Smile!
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